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Centauri, issue 2, Winter 1944

Page 12

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Page 12 Centauri Pong's Encyclopedia of Fandom er-players. misfits, thugs, utopian minded citizens and other rabble-rousers. Programme-- (intangible) A schedule of diverse actlvlties laid out by a committee to separate the opening and ending of r, a club meeting, and thereafter lgnored by officers end members alike. Club Meeting (tangible) Near-rlot. Minutes-- (archives) Fictitious record of imaginary activities of previous meeting, omitting all mention of brawls, alcoholic beverages, split skulls and broken bottles. treasury-juggling, altered records, off-color speeches, stolen or destroyed club property, woman-watching, lmrnoral propositions, fixed or questionable elections, drunken officers, braying asses, charges and counter-charges, inane motions, stupid resolutions, missing funds, missing officers, filthy jokes, fist-fights, editorial rivalry, manuscript -stealing, editor-baiting, blackmail, garroting, rum-potting and other run-of-the-mill activities. Auction-- (sale) Polite form of extortion to raise spending money for treasurer. Old pictures are exchanged for large amounts of cash. Cynic-- (human) Artist who painted picture, the auction-receipts of which drives him to the bitter - End -
 
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