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Snide, issue 2, February 1941

Page 10

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and stood up. 'Where is my toupee?' he hissed violently. 'Look,' exclaimed Otto. 'I have a beard.' Captain Past stepped over to Otto's side and strange noises followed. Captain Past returned to the controls, calmly replacing his mussed mop. He glanced back and smiled grimly as he saw Otto trying desperately to untangle his legs from around his neck. Captain Past then picked up two large pistons, which evidently had fallen from the motor, which was located on the roof, now at least. As he went to replace them a horrible cry came from outside. 'My feet!' screamed Drag. 'Sorry old boy,' said the Wizard of Silence, and he quickly reconnected the robot's large tootsies. He went over to Otto and helped him untangle his legs, then, picking up the Liver, he stepped from the ship. Otto heard a crash! 'Watch your step,' came Captain Past's rather annoyed voice, 'We are still a mile off the ground." In a minute Otto landed the ship and ran to his master's side. He picked it up and put it back on the rest of Captain Past's body, and carried him over to where his feet lay. Replacing them with a confident smile, he picked up Cap's toupee, which was again missing, and replaced it atop the gleaming globe that was the Captain's cranium. 'Where is the Liver?' asked Captain Past. Otto glanced around and said: 10
 
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