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Science Fiction Abattoir, v. 1, issue 1, 1939
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CITIZENS! VOTE for "HONEST" PONG support the Pong revolution in Fandom! Vote for Hoy Ping (Honest) Pong! Elect him to any one of the following offices: President, Vice President, Secretary-Treasure, or Editor of FAPA, President, Vice President, Fueher or Sheriff of NEW FANDOM; Assistant Editor of any professional magazine (except Dynamic); Director, Editor or Dues-Collector of any well-paying chapter of the League or any successful S-F Club --- oh there are any numbers of offices you could elect this good man too! He guarantees a safe and sound administration, free from all political pork-barrel-ing, patronizing and favoritism. He promises he will not use his influence and the organizations money to build ditches and dams on any Editor's property! Take the Science out of Science-Fiction is his motto! ---- Force all editors to print all readers letter received, is his slogan! ---- Eliminate the radicals from Fandom with Pong! Chase out all fans with tendencies to pen "old timer" articles! ---- Pong promises smooth edges on every magazine if elected! ---- Make every s-f mag publish a Quarterly six times a year, is his battle-cry! ---- Reduce the 3142 1/4 fan mags now publishing to about 3141 1/4! - says Pong ! HIS ORIENTAL NIBS - Hoy Ping THE Pong! WEM (courtesy-"Funtasy") Pong stands on his record as a courteous, kind, efficient, fearless, loveable candidate who is so ignorant of the pitfalls of civilization that he does not yet chew, smoke or drink! ---- Neither has he ever learned to spell! ---- Citizens! Do not fail to elct such an upstanding citizen to the most important post you can think of ! ---- Elect him to every post you can think of! THe more offices filled by Pong the sooner a decent, 100% Pong administration! ---- Elect Pong!! This paid advertisement made possible by Pong's friends. Both of 'em.
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CITIZENS! VOTE for "HONEST" PONG support the Pong revolution in Fandom! Vote for Hoy Ping (Honest) Pong! Elect him to any one of the following offices: President, Vice President, Secretary-Treasure, or Editor of FAPA, President, Vice President, Fueher or Sheriff of NEW FANDOM; Assistant Editor of any professional magazine (except Dynamic); Director, Editor or Dues-Collector of any well-paying chapter of the League or any successful S-F Club --- oh there are any numbers of offices you could elect this good man too! He guarantees a safe and sound administration, free from all political pork-barrel-ing, patronizing and favoritism. He promises he will not use his influence and the organizations money to build ditches and dams on any Editor's property! Take the Science out of Science-Fiction is his motto! ---- Force all editors to print all readers letter received, is his slogan! ---- Eliminate the radicals from Fandom with Pong! Chase out all fans with tendencies to pen "old timer" articles! ---- Pong promises smooth edges on every magazine if elected! ---- Make every s-f mag publish a Quarterly six times a year, is his battle-cry! ---- Reduce the 3142 1/4 fan mags now publishing to about 3141 1/4! - says Pong ! HIS ORIENTAL NIBS - Hoy Ping THE Pong! WEM (courtesy-"Funtasy") Pong stands on his record as a courteous, kind, efficient, fearless, loveable candidate who is so ignorant of the pitfalls of civilization that he does not yet chew, smoke or drink! ---- Neither has he ever learned to spell! ---- Citizens! Do not fail to elct such an upstanding citizen to the most important post you can think of ! ---- Elect him to every post you can think of! THe more offices filled by Pong the sooner a decent, 100% Pong administration! ---- Elect Pong!! This paid advertisement made possible by Pong's friends. Both of 'em.
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