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Fanfare, issue 9, 1942
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12 of lice & men C: Get up! Monser: Yas, boss. (Rises) C: Get out! Kill! Now I have my revenge on cruel mankind. No longer will they use my name so carelessly. Kill, slave, kill! M: (As he exits) yas, boss. C: Hmmmm. Maybe I should call him back. Maybe I am going too far. Maybe I shouldn't have taken the demon's advice . . . P: Now you're talking! Call him back, boy. Destroy him! (The demon appears) D: Let him go, you fool! The monster, I mean. Bump off this prof dope. Take my advice and you'll rule the world! Create a whole race of monsters. Kill all who oppose you. Well? C: I will! you are right. Da! Da! I will! D: Good! G'bye now . . . (Vanishes) (C hears a rustling sound from a closet. He rushes over,yanks open the door. A [[?]]hink stumbles meekly out.) C: What are you doing hiding here? Who are you? Cbink: Cheerio, chump! I am Hoy Ping Pong. I am on your side. What can I do? C. I'll test you. Ah - bump off the prof, and then I'll know you are for me! H: Well -- (Knock at the door. C opens the door a crack.) C: Oh! It's you, Pogo. Yes, your fadder is here. Come in, my dear. (Pogo enters, gasps in terror as he sees her bound father. Backs away, but C grabs her, shuts the door.) Pogo: Wh-why is my father tied up? Who's the Chink? C: Your fadder is about to die! I am about to rule the world. Pong here is going to help me - are you not, Pong? H: Correct! Now would you like to try for the $64 question? Uh - I mean - ah - take the young lady out in the hall 'til the job is done; we want to keep her alive, don't we? C: I do, you mean. Outside, Pogo! Whistle when the Prof's dead, Pong. (C exits with Pogo. pong turns to the Prof.) Prof: Do with me as you like but please don't harm my daughter. She's the only one I have, you know . . . H: Too bad! There should be more like her. In bathing suits. Or better still - heh! Well, this lowly one better get this job done first. Now just relax, Prof. (The Curtain falls) Scene Three: Still the lab, an hour or so later, Pong and C are sitting at the table. The prof is no longer there. Pogo isn't in sight. C: you're sure those men will hide the prof's body so it won't be found for a long time? H: Quite sure. C: And you're sure Pogo is tied safely in the closet? H: Quite sure. By the way - (Door opens, Monster, covered with blood, enters) Gluck! Is this your zombie? Look's like he's wounded . . . C: He's not hurt. Just the victim's blood-spurts y'know. And he is not a zombie. He can't die and he's man-made. I made him. We will make more, I'll rule the world with Pogo as my Queen! H: What's my position? C: O, I'll take care of you if you help me succeed. ...Slave! M: Yas, boss.
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12 of lice & men C: Get up! Monser: Yas, boss. (Rises) C: Get out! Kill! Now I have my revenge on cruel mankind. No longer will they use my name so carelessly. Kill, slave, kill! M: (As he exits) yas, boss. C: Hmmmm. Maybe I should call him back. Maybe I am going too far. Maybe I shouldn't have taken the demon's advice . . . P: Now you're talking! Call him back, boy. Destroy him! (The demon appears) D: Let him go, you fool! The monster, I mean. Bump off this prof dope. Take my advice and you'll rule the world! Create a whole race of monsters. Kill all who oppose you. Well? C: I will! you are right. Da! Da! I will! D: Good! G'bye now . . . (Vanishes) (C hears a rustling sound from a closet. He rushes over,yanks open the door. A [[?]]hink stumbles meekly out.) C: What are you doing hiding here? Who are you? Cbink: Cheerio, chump! I am Hoy Ping Pong. I am on your side. What can I do? C. I'll test you. Ah - bump off the prof, and then I'll know you are for me! H: Well -- (Knock at the door. C opens the door a crack.) C: Oh! It's you, Pogo. Yes, your fadder is here. Come in, my dear. (Pogo enters, gasps in terror as he sees her bound father. Backs away, but C grabs her, shuts the door.) Pogo: Wh-why is my father tied up? Who's the Chink? C: Your fadder is about to die! I am about to rule the world. Pong here is going to help me - are you not, Pong? H: Correct! Now would you like to try for the $64 question? Uh - I mean - ah - take the young lady out in the hall 'til the job is done; we want to keep her alive, don't we? C: I do, you mean. Outside, Pogo! Whistle when the Prof's dead, Pong. (C exits with Pogo. pong turns to the Prof.) Prof: Do with me as you like but please don't harm my daughter. She's the only one I have, you know . . . H: Too bad! There should be more like her. In bathing suits. Or better still - heh! Well, this lowly one better get this job done first. Now just relax, Prof. (The Curtain falls) Scene Three: Still the lab, an hour or so later, Pong and C are sitting at the table. The prof is no longer there. Pogo isn't in sight. C: you're sure those men will hide the prof's body so it won't be found for a long time? H: Quite sure. C: And you're sure Pogo is tied safely in the closet? H: Quite sure. By the way - (Door opens, Monster, covered with blood, enters) Gluck! Is this your zombie? Look's like he's wounded . . . C: He's not hurt. Just the victim's blood-spurts y'know. And he is not a zombie. He can't die and he's man-made. I made him. We will make more, I'll rule the world with Pogo as my Queen! H: What's my position? C: O, I'll take care of you if you help me succeed. ...Slave! M: Yas, boss.
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