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Fanfare, issue 9, 1942
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16 of lice & men Pogo: say, who are you for? First you ump off my old man; then-- H: I did not kill your father. I merely hypnotized him. The men who took him away were friendly plans - watch! (He whistles. A group of plans appear from the brush carrying the Prof. Pong stares at the Prof, then snaps his fingers. Prof K revives. Pogo: Father! You're safe! Say, ca I have a raise in my weekly allowance, as -- #1: I say -- H: Oh, Pogo - there's a good show at the Burlesk Palace t'nite.... #1: I say, Pogo, remember your date with me. We gotta plan for the next con and also -- Pogo: Right! Well, g'bye now. Come on #1 - you too Con Man (Exeunt Pogo, #1, and CM.) H: How about me? . . . Prof: I need a new assistant, Pong. Say, look, the monster is reviving! (Other slans flee in terror) The Cossach said he cannot be killed, but you kayoed him! H: I'll fix hi, chum! (Stares at monster) Go jump in the lake - and stay there! M: Yas, boss. (Exit) ProfL Wonder what happened to the Cossack? H: (Hopefully) Mebbe he committed suicide. Well, let's go, Prof. I got to report back to Tucker at Bloomerstown. . . Prof: But the assistant job? H: Nope! No chance with your daughter now that #1 has her. But just wait! Some day I'll be #1 - I'll have a harem. I will! Furthermore, Yngvi isa louse! (Exit) Prof: (As C's body floats past and exit) Tell the Demon to take good care of him, Yngvi. (Exit) Yngvi: (Hollow unseen voice) Yas, boss. (The Curtain Falls) f-i-nti-s Mars The crimson planet haunts me; Nay, the bally riddle taunts me. As I sit like Buddha in the sun And think until my brains dissolve. Like melted butter, do they run, While I, endeavoring to solve The enigma of Number Four, Sit pondering upon the floor -- Squatting cross legged on the floor. What is your secret Number Four? For this I know, what'er it be, The dratted thing eludeth me. --Virginia Combs Anderson
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16 of lice & men Pogo: say, who are you for? First you ump off my old man; then-- H: I did not kill your father. I merely hypnotized him. The men who took him away were friendly plans - watch! (He whistles. A group of plans appear from the brush carrying the Prof. Pong stares at the Prof, then snaps his fingers. Prof K revives. Pogo: Father! You're safe! Say, ca I have a raise in my weekly allowance, as -- #1: I say -- H: Oh, Pogo - there's a good show at the Burlesk Palace t'nite.... #1: I say, Pogo, remember your date with me. We gotta plan for the next con and also -- Pogo: Right! Well, g'bye now. Come on #1 - you too Con Man (Exeunt Pogo, #1, and CM.) H: How about me? . . . Prof: I need a new assistant, Pong. Say, look, the monster is reviving! (Other slans flee in terror) The Cossach said he cannot be killed, but you kayoed him! H: I'll fix hi, chum! (Stares at monster) Go jump in the lake - and stay there! M: Yas, boss. (Exit) ProfL Wonder what happened to the Cossack? H: (Hopefully) Mebbe he committed suicide. Well, let's go, Prof. I got to report back to Tucker at Bloomerstown. . . Prof: But the assistant job? H: Nope! No chance with your daughter now that #1 has her. But just wait! Some day I'll be #1 - I'll have a harem. I will! Furthermore, Yngvi isa louse! (Exit) Prof: (As C's body floats past and exit) Tell the Demon to take good care of him, Yngvi. (Exit) Yngvi: (Hollow unseen voice) Yas, boss. (The Curtain Falls) f-i-nti-s Mars The crimson planet haunts me; Nay, the bally riddle taunts me. As I sit like Buddha in the sun And think until my brains dissolve. Like melted butter, do they run, While I, endeavoring to solve The enigma of Number Four, Sit pondering upon the floor -- Squatting cross legged on the floor. What is your secret Number Four? For this I know, what'er it be, The dratted thing eludeth me. --Virginia Combs Anderson
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