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Fan-Atic, v. 2, issue 1, whole no. 4, July 1941
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PAGE 2. EVEN THOUGH WE REALIZE THAT THESE POWERFUL FORCES OF EVIL ARE RANGED AGAINST US WE SHALL NOT FLINCH FROM OUR TASK OF DE-CIVILIZING THE WORLD. EVERY POSSIBLE FORM OF WEAPON WE CAN BRING TO BEAR WILL BE USED IN OUR CRUSADE AGAINST SCIENCE, EXCEPT SCIENCE ITSELF. THAT WE WILL NEVER USE. [Very faint green ink paragraph] FIRST: WRITE, NOT LESS THAN 100,000 WORDS, AN ANTI-SCIENTIFIC STORY; VAN HOUTEN AND DUNCAN WILL BE GLAD TO TELL YOU HOW. SECOND: TEAR OFF ONE OF BRADBURY'S EARS, OR A REASONABLE FACSIMILE, AND MAIL, ALONG WITH $500 TO YNGVI. THIRD: GO JUMP IN THE LAKE. [Very faint green ink paragraph.] THOSE THREE "GENTLEMEN" CAN GO TO YOU KNOW WHERE. THUS, YOU UTTER IDIOTS, ENDS THE FIRST, AND PROBABLY THE LAST, BULLETIN OF THE UN-INTELLECTUAL BROTHERHOOD OF ANTI-SCIENTISTS.
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PAGE 2. EVEN THOUGH WE REALIZE THAT THESE POWERFUL FORCES OF EVIL ARE RANGED AGAINST US WE SHALL NOT FLINCH FROM OUR TASK OF DE-CIVILIZING THE WORLD. EVERY POSSIBLE FORM OF WEAPON WE CAN BRING TO BEAR WILL BE USED IN OUR CRUSADE AGAINST SCIENCE, EXCEPT SCIENCE ITSELF. THAT WE WILL NEVER USE. [Very faint green ink paragraph] FIRST: WRITE, NOT LESS THAN 100,000 WORDS, AN ANTI-SCIENTIFIC STORY; VAN HOUTEN AND DUNCAN WILL BE GLAD TO TELL YOU HOW. SECOND: TEAR OFF ONE OF BRADBURY'S EARS, OR A REASONABLE FACSIMILE, AND MAIL, ALONG WITH $500 TO YNGVI. THIRD: GO JUMP IN THE LAKE. [Very faint green ink paragraph.] THOSE THREE "GENTLEMEN" CAN GO TO YOU KNOW WHERE. THUS, YOU UTTER IDIOTS, ENDS THE FIRST, AND PROBABLY THE LAST, BULLETIN OF THE UN-INTELLECTUAL BROTHERHOOD OF ANTI-SCIENTISTS.
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